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My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard! Must go faster. Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go! We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!

Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Checkmate... My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard! Yes, Yes, without the oops! Just my luck, no ice.

Just my luck, no ice. Yes, Yes, without the oops! Just my luck, no ice. Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist? Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager?

Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager?

Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. Must go faster. Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go!

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